Where's Molly?
The cat? I don't know. Where have you looked? Did you check the bedroom?
She's not in the bedroom.
Did you look in the fridge?
How would a cat get into the fridge?
I don't know. How about the washing machine?
I just put laundry in the washer. She's not in there.
Did you look outside?
She's not in the front yard and she's not in the backyard.
Did you look in the car?
Molly hates the car. I'm sure she's not in the car.
Did you check the box?
What box?
Schrödinger's box. The famous one.
What are you talking about?
If she's in Schrödinger's box, she's dead and alive. Both.
(phone rings)
Hello? Hi, Joanna. What? Molly's at your house? In the living room watching a bird show on TV?
Okay, thanks. I'll be right over to get her.
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If you're not familiar with Schrödinger's famous paradox, here's a link to wikipedia.
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